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JOR SE BOLO
Teacher : ‘A’ for?
Student : Apple !!!
Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI
COMPUTER ACRONYMS
PCMCIA
People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN
It Still Does Nothing
APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI
System Can’t See It
DOS
Defective Operating System
BASICBill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM
I Blame Microsoft
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW
World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.
DOMAIN NAMES
Choosing the right domain name is important for webmasters but checking the meaning of your desired domain name carefully before registering it should be done otherwise………
Firstly there is “Who Represents?” – a database for agencies to the rich and famous:
http://www.whorepresents.com —> whore presents
Second is the Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can
exchange advice and views:
http://www.expertsexchange.com —> expert sex change
Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:
http://www.penisland.net –> Penis land
Need a therapist? Try:
http://www.therapistfinder.com –> the rapist finder
Finally we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New SouthWales:
http://www.molestationnursery.com –> molestation nursery

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A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”
The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters…
First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand…
Totally exhausted and panting.
Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and
Third, our man is now totally refreshed.
Then these posters were pasted all over the place”
“That should have worked,” said the friend.
The salesman replied, “Well, not only did I not speak Arabic,
I also didn’t realise that Arabs Read from Right to Left…”
SOME REASONS WHY A MODEM IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
1. A modem doesn’t ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typing “AT”.
2. When you’re done using your modem, you can roll over and go to sleep without feeling guilty.
3. A modem won’t say a word if you come home late.
4. A modem can’t collect alimony if you decide to dump it.
5. A modem will always wait patiently by the phone.
6. You can always get a few bucks for an old modem when a faster model comes out.
7. A modem doesn’t mind if you call another modem.
8. A virus you catch from your modem doesn’t require a trip to the doctor.
9. You don’t have to bring a modem home to meet your parents. If an error occurs, Abort, Retry or Fail are the only options you have to worry about.
10. Modems come with an instruction manual. Modems have a volume control – you can even turn the sound OFF.

Square Enix and Obsidian Entertainment has launched a playable demo of their upcoming action-RPG game for the PC, Dungeon Siege 3