Modern Truths & Sayings -
- Whenever I find the key to success --- someone changes the lock.
- To Err is human --- to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
- The road to success --- is always under construction.
- Al©ohol doesn't solve any problems --- if you think again, neither does Milk.
- In order to get a Loan --- you first need to prove that you don't need it.
- All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
- Since Light travels faster than Sound --- people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
- Everyone has a scheme of getting rich --- which never works.
- If at first you don't succeed --- Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
- You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down --- it will always land on the buttered side.
- Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
- 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
- As soon as you mention something --- if it is good, it is taken --- If it is bad, it happens.
- He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
- If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late --- the bus is still late.
- Once you have bought something --- you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
- When in a queue --- the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
- If you have paper, you don't have a pen --- If you have a pen, you don't have paper --- If you have both, no one calls.
- Especially for engg. Students -
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance. - You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
- All BMTC buses are crowded.
Corollary --- BMTC buses in opposite direction always go empty. - The door bell or your mobile will always ring --- when you are in the bathroom.
- After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
- If your exam is tomorrow --- there will be a power cut tonight.
- The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors --- until another person is fired or quits.
- Irrespective of the direction of the wind --- the $moke from the c!garette will always tend to go to the non-$moker